Congrats Brian and Kelley! What a great wedding/party. EVERYONE had tons of fun, from the golf carts to watching you striptease for Kelley on the dance floor… Love it!
The Best man speech I gave at my buddy Brian’s wedding yesterday:
Ladies and gentlemen. It takes a strong and intelligent man to realize his dreams and achieve [...]
Wow! Last weekend was an insanely hectic few days. Not only was our daughter Delilah born but we also moved into a new house. We’re finally settling back into normalcy, well… as normal as it can be with a 1week old baby and a new house.
Even though we had to move the closing [...]
My buddy Charles was in town this past weekend for his birthday and we were out and about in Fairport NY. Everyone was a little toasted by the end of the night and Brian and Charles took advantage of the empty bar at Shorts to subject everyone to a little of of their finest Karaoke.
It’s [...]
For my birthday Rachel organized a surprise party by tricking me into a dinner at Dinosaur BBQ. It was a load of fun and completely unexpected. It was my first surprise party and I’d call it a success.
To top off the great BBQ dinner at Dinosaur Rachel got everybody together for the Cake [...]
Continuing with the quote theme, the following is a list of quotes from my friends, last updated in 2002. Some are funny, some are just weird. Sorry.
DISCLAIMER: Nothing has been added or made up. Names have not been changed. Screw the innocent.
Eating a Wegmans Cream filled donut is like an orgasm in your [...]
Rachel and I saw Cloverfield on Friday. It wasn’t planned, in fact I didn’t have a whole lot of desire to see it at least not until I heard everyone’s reaction. That being said my friend Brian called and begged us to go (read: asked if I want to see it) so naturally [...]
When Rock Band came out a few weeks ago I was excited to try it out. Luckily my good friend Brian bought it and invited me to try it out. Ever since we’ve been meeting once a week as Melted Banana Hand. My impressions?
It’s more of a game than any of the [...]
