Professor Quotes
Posted on October 1, 2008
I kept track of funny things my professors would say all throughout college but never shared. Unfortunately the various locations at which I kept them have been lost to time. The most recent list I could find was from 9/5/2002 from an archive of an old website I used to maintain (http://randy.instantws.com). The wayback machine has some very interesting stuff if you’re interested…
DISCLAIMER: Nothing has been added or made up. Names have not been changed. Screw the innocent.
Don’t Be A Twit (to Alonso)
~Beltz
When we make our groups, I want to try mix the dumb people with the smart people.
~Dr. Vegso
I guess size does matter…<looks down>…in more ways than one.
~Szewczak
i dont know how you can have a fraudulant noble trade
~Lutz
you don’t have to tell me the president of the company is higher than the bathroom attendant of the company. I know that.
~d.s. hart
now lets say we have a force tugging on a spring. ok that force is you. Well just say the whole force is F you.
~Anderson
Professor Lutz… what diet program are you on?
~Vallino
Practice safe Construction
~Lutz
Don’t pervert when you convert
~Czernikowski
Czernikowski: what’s your name sir?
Student: John
Czernikowski: Siker??????
Student: John!
I call it my tickle file…
~Rechylmier
You can’t go from 0-60 in 3 days
~Poularious
Dr Heliotis has provided a peta file for you to use…
what?… ok, this peta file… oh geez…
~Adams
I have 2P in two places.
~Poularious
Let me just give you a quickie here…
~Reek
Friends let each other touch their private parts
~Adams
Its a little early for beer…Down it quickly!
~Poularious
Don’t goto Dicks.com. Its not the clothing store!
~Reek
I am not paranoid its just that all these people are against me!
~Poularious
Let me go psychedelic here
~Poularious
Does anyone have Redi-Whip in a can? For those romantic moments?
~Richmond
I remember my college days, fondling…
~Richmond
you can go to other countries where the penetration is less
~Adams
I FULLY expect problems
~Kern
I Don’t know how to teach this class
~EtlingerYou only get a few words, like… you know… whatever they said in telegrams.
~Gregorio
RIT Big Shot 24
Posted on May 8, 2008
RIT has been doing what they call the Big Shot every year since 1987. They pick a point of interest and take a long exposure photograph using only flashlights and electronic flashes for illumination. This years Big Shot was located in Pittsford NY at Schoen Place to commemorate the 200th anniversary of the Erie Canal.
The Erie Canal was originally proposed in 1808…On July 4, 1817, Governor Dewitt Clinton broke ground for the construction of the canal…it was often sarcastically referred to as ‘Clinton’s Big Ditch’
Rachel and I heard about this a while ago and decided to go. It was fun. I was impressed to come home and see the photograph already online so for your viewing pleasure it is included below.
If you’re interested in seeing past Big Shots check them out here.